LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS

Eternal slacker Jimmy Maclaren and his friend, Fletch, are enjoying a walking holiday. Thanks to an unfortunate series of events, they find themselves stuck in a remote cottage with a camper-van full of sexy foreign student girls, and besieged by a hungry army of lascivious lesbian vampires. Can they make it till dawn or will the Sapphic soul suckers bleed them dry?


 Movie details
Release Date:  21st May 2009
Run time:   86 mins
Director: Phil Claydon
Screenplay: Paul Hupfield, Stewart Williams
Rated R
Starring:
Paul McGann
James Corden
MyAnna Buring
Silvia Colloca

Release Date: March 20, 2009 (UK)

WTFCO review:


Another lesbian vampire film to add to the sub-genre.

Lets see how to explain this, blood, boobies, and lesbians, pulp horror most definently, cheesy, and all the references from films that have come before it.

The acting is less than bearable and you can see the Shaun of the Dead influence, but it does not come close.


I'll be honest I kept trying to fall asleep, that's how lacking this film was, kind of Like a bad B movie/porn without the sex.

 This is a film that with out a doubt must of been  targeted toward young men,  hoping to see bare chested girls with a little blood and lesbianism.

Reviewed by William